you can’t escape chuck norris in your dreams
(Tim) Chuck Norris holding a lightsaber fighting me. Every time he appears in my dreams it never ends well.
darth devil
(Alexa) I dreamed the devil was flying a Star Wars like spaceship, trying to blow up the world or something and elephant skeletons tried to rape people.
viral pregnancy
(Amber) I dreamt that my friend was pregnant and it was contagious so then I became pregnant and the teachers at my school had an automatic list of everyone who was pregnant. It was catching really fast and whenever I walked past a teacher they would give me a dirty look. It was really weird and for about half an hour after I woke up I believed it was real.
produce problems
(Ryan) I was working in a food store and was trying to make the pile of oranges straighter, but couldn’t get it to and the carrots were blue.
i’m a little warrior, short and stout
(Emily) I had a dream in which Aragorn [from Lord of the Rings] was singing “I’m a Little Teapot”.
why doesn’t it fit?!
(Logan) I had a dream where my cousin and I were attempting to put a cassette tape into a laptop.
mob car chase
(Cindy) I had a dream a mob was chasing me and my family and we got into my car and my brother drove as fast as he could and broke through a wooden fence. I ended up with pieces of wood stuck in my hand and arm. My brother had pieces of wood stuck all over his face. My boyfriend had wood on his back.
sir poop a lot
(Scott) I had that dream where I really have to take a crap but cannot because the toilet was lets just say less than adequate. That basically the dream, I am running around trying to find a usable bathroom but cannot. Then I wake up and have to go to the bathroom. This has happen before two all with the similar theme and me having to go to the bathroom when I wake up.
pay up for eating in gym class
(Alexis) Last night I dreamt that I was eating a burger in my gym class while hiding in the storage closet with my friends. I was talking to them, and then the vice principal found us and made me, only me, get out. Then she said I had to give the food back and pay two dollars. I asked why I wouldn’t get a refund, and she said it’s what I get for eating in gym class.
sad, but true
(Anna) I dreamed that me and my mom were going back to our home town to visit our family and I was out shopping one day and I ran in to my first boyfriend and he told me that he missed me and that I should stay.