that’s the last time I buy licorice
(Steve) I bought a DS in the bathroom of a hardware store, then I bought some red licorice, and after that happened the hardware store transformed into Megatron and exploded.
can’t escape siblings in your sleep
(Katie) Last night I dreamt we were gonna have a big family outing, but then my brother said he didn’t want to go and everybody’s mood turned sour.
When I woke up this morning, I went straight to my brother’s room and hit him on the head.
My Brother: What did I do?!
Me: You were annoying in my dream.
homework horrors
(Alisha) I dreamed I forgot to do my homework then woke up in a panic realizing it wasn’t due for another week.
zombie parking only
(Joanna) I dreamed I got some tickets from my college security / parking services in the mail. When I brought the tickets to the security place, I said, “I have a parking permit, so I shouldn’t have gotten these tickets.” Security said I got the tickets because I parked in the zombie parking!
battle of the food groups
(Laura) I dreamed the most amazing dream. There was a war between two sides, both of which had cakes, cookies, cupcakes, etc. I remember I was the team on the giant cupcake, and for some reason the light switches of the place were similar to the ones in my house. Each side had a fort. I was throwing frisbee type things trying to hit the other team. I remember at the end, when we were about to win, someone on our team seduced some lady cup cakes from the other side and brought them to our side. Well, that made the other team mad. There were tons of vegetables attacking us, and most of my team fled, and a few of us stayed to fight. And that’s all.
not quite jurassic park
(Alisha) I dreamt that my science class was raising newly found dinosaur eggs and the eggs had to hatch in order for us to get 100 on the project. When they hatched they turned out to be the Land Before Time dinosaurs.
everyone’s worst dream
(Emily) I dreamt that my alarm went off and I had to get up and then my alarm really went off and I really had to get up.
not facebook friend quality
(Dave) I dreamed last night that I found a coke addict living in my parents’ back yard on multiple occasions. The second time the police came to remove him, his parent came and lectured us about it being a serious condition. Then the police took them away too, and my mom said “I don’t think we should be Facebook friends with them.”
no burger for you
(Crystal) Last night I dreamt that I was eating a burger in my gym class while hiding in the storage closet with my friends. I was talking to them, and then the vice principal found us and made me, only me, get out. Then she said I had to give the food back and pay two dollars. I asked why I wouldn’t get a refund, and she said it’s what I get for eating in gym class.
optimus prime: working robot
(Bill) I dreamed that I was waiting for the train with Optimus Prime. He was in a business suit and he talked about how he got his transformer license revoked.