what did you dream

historical game

admin — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 23:22:25 +0000

(Rob) The other night I had a dream that I was playing basketball with the founding fathers. One of them sucked, and I was very critical, I can’t remember whether it was Alexander Hamilton or John Adams.

Simon Cowell is up to something

admin — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 23:19:27 +0000

(Melissa) I recently dreamt that Simon Cowell was rummaging under my bed. I turned around in my slumber (still in dreamland, dreaming that I was in bed), I asked him what he was doing. He didn’t answer and instead pulled a headless corpse from under my bed. He then walked over to a sink and found the rest of the head within the pipes. I don’t have a sink in my bedroom.

dear god, that’s terrifying

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:47:33 +0000

(Kelly) I once had a dream where I had my shit together. Frightening, I know.

odd birth

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:44:05 +0000

(Jason) In my dream, my entire family was in a hospital watching my dead aunt give birth. She did not have a face.

tricky midget

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:41:17 +0000

(Amy) I once dreamt that a midget lady visited me. She kept saying “Ife! Ife! Ife!” so I figured she wanted me to go get a knife. So I did, and when I gave it to her she ran it through my hand. We got into a fight and I ended up cutting her to pieces – it was all extremely bloody. Then I woke up and had some ice cream.

sensual presidential siege

admin — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 21:49:14 +0000

(Adam) I watched Bush, Kerry and Nader have a threesome in a marble palace using Neverwinter Nights graphics. They saw me and I ran to Bree (yes the Lord of the Rings town). I had a group of rebels ready with siege weapons and launched them at the presidential candidates.

Deadly Funny

admin — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 21:39:16 +0000

(Chris) I was sitting around watching TV with a gun in my hand. I took the gun, pointed it at my thigh and shot myself. I watched my leg bleed then started laughing and then I woke up.

green beret girl

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:10:12 +0000

(Vernon) I’m going for a run with this really hot girl who is wearing a green beret with a marching band following us playing cardboard instruments. I kept following her and lead me into a forest swamp out of Predator. I’m positive the only reason I was following her was because she had an amazing ass.

may not be a dream

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:32:44 +0000

(Vince) I dreamed I was boxing. I woke up with a bloody nose. I wonder how that happened?

true ultimate fighting

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:32:32 +0000

(Tyler) Mike Tyson and Manny Pacquiao were supposed to fight each other in this sport that was a hybrid of ultimate fighting, rugby, polo, and soccer.