not facebook friend quality
(Dave) I dreamed last night that I found a coke addict living in my parents’ back yard on multiple occasions. The second time the police came to remove him, his parent came and lectured us about it being a serious condition. Then the police took them away too, and my mom said “I don’t think we should be Facebook friends with them.”
no burger for you
(Crystal) Last night I dreamt that I was eating a burger in my gym class while hiding in the storage closet with my friends. I was talking to them, and then the vice principal found us and made me, only me, get out. Then she said I had to give the food back and pay two dollars. I asked why I wouldn’t get a refund, and she said it’s what I get for eating in gym class.
optimus prime: working robot
(Bill) I dreamed that I was waiting for the train with Optimus Prime. He was in a business suit and he talked about how he got his transformer license revoked.
you can’t escape chuck norris in your dreams
(Tim) Chuck Norris holding a lightsaber fighting me. Every time he appears in my dreams it never ends well.
darth devil
(Alexa) I dreamed the devil was flying a Star Wars like spaceship, trying to blow up the world or something and elephant skeletons tried to rape people.
viral pregnancy
(Amber) I dreamt that my friend was pregnant and it was contagious so then I became pregnant and the teachers at my school had an automatic list of everyone who was pregnant. It was catching really fast and whenever I walked past a teacher they would give me a dirty look. It was really weird and for about half an hour after I woke up I believed it was real.
produce problems
(Ryan) I was working in a food store and was trying to make the pile of oranges straighter, but couldn’t get it to and the carrots were blue.
i’m a little warrior, short and stout
(Emily) I had a dream in which Aragorn [from Lord of the Rings] was singing “I’m a Little Teapot”.
why doesn’t it fit?!
(Logan) I had a dream where my cousin and I were attempting to put a cassette tape into a laptop.
mob car chase
(Cindy) I had a dream a mob was chasing me and my family and we got into my car and my brother drove as fast as he could and broke through a wooden fence. I ended up with pieces of wood stuck in my hand and arm. My brother had pieces of wood stuck all over his face. My boyfriend had wood on his back.