green beret girl
(Vernon) I’m going for a run with this really hot girl who is wearing a green beret with a marching band following us playing cardboard instruments. I kept following her and lead me into a forest swamp out of Predator. I’m positive the only reason I was following her was because she had an amazing ass.
may not be a dream
(Vince) I dreamed I was boxing. I woke up with a bloody nose. I wonder how that happened?
true ultimate fighting
(Tyler) Mike Tyson and Manny Pacquiao were supposed to fight each other in this sport that was a hybrid of ultimate fighting, rugby, polo, and soccer.
that’s the last time I buy licorice
(Steve) I bought a DS in the bathroom of a hardware store, then I bought some red licorice, and after that happened the hardware store transformed into Megatron and exploded.
can’t escape siblings in your sleep
(Katie) Last night I dreamt we were gonna have a big family outing, but then my brother said he didn’t want to go and everybody’s mood turned sour.
When I woke up this morning, I went straight to my brother’s room and hit him on the head.
My Brother: What did I do?!
Me: You were annoying in my dream.
homework horrors
(Alisha) I dreamed I forgot to do my homework then woke up in a panic realizing it wasn’t due for another week.
zombie parking only
(Joanna) I dreamed I got some tickets from my college security / parking services in the mail. When I brought the tickets to the security place, I said, “I have a parking permit, so I shouldn’t have gotten these tickets.” Security said I got the tickets because I parked in the zombie parking!
battle of the food groups
(Laura) I dreamed the most amazing dream. There was a war between two sides, both of which had cakes, cookies, cupcakes, etc. I remember I was the team on the giant cupcake, and for some reason the light switches of the place were similar to the ones in my house. Each side had a fort. I was throwing frisbee type things trying to hit the other team. I remember at the end, when we were about to win, someone on our team seduced some lady cup cakes from the other side and brought them to our side. Well, that made the other team mad. There were tons of vegetables attacking us, and most of my team fled, and a few of us stayed to fight. And that’s all.
not quite jurassic park
(Alisha) I dreamt that my science class was raising newly found dinosaur eggs and the eggs had to hatch in order for us to get 100 on the project. When they hatched they turned out to be the Land Before Time dinosaurs.
everyone’s worst dream
(Emily) I dreamt that my alarm went off and I had to get up and then my alarm really went off and I really had to get up.
